Derek
Travel advisor

27 years old
Cheras, Selangor, Malaysia
http://www.koolred.com/mojo
Joined: 04 Dec 08

More about Derek

Birthday:
28 December 1984
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Chinese
Interested in:
Whatever
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Height / Weight:
175cm / 62kg
Children:
Someday
Smoker:
No
Pets:
No
Education:
University
Occupation:
Writer

Derek's interests

Hobbies & Interests
Animals, Books, Environment, Food & Drink, Music, Sports & Recreation, Technology, Travel

Favourite Music
Jazz / Blues, Oldies, Pop Rock, Punk Rap, R&B / Hip Hop, Rock, Urban, World

Whom Derek would like to meet
1) Elvis. I'm sure he's still held hostage by aliens
2) Stephen Hawkings. To mock him on his wheelchair for having an affair with his nurse (damn disabled perv)
3) Obama and have a pick-up game 1on1
4) Stephen Chow to tell him that Hollywood is simply not working out
5) Shigeru Miyamoto

Favourite Books
terry pratchett, lord of the rings, david eddings, neil gaiman, amy tan, sgt. frog (keroro gunso), manga

Favourite Movies / TV Shows
House MD, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, a beautiful mind, simpsons, finding neverland, indiana jones trilogy, adam sandler, jim carrey, denzel washington, tom hanks, stephen chow

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Derek is a Travel Advisor for:

Malaysia

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About Derek

I am part of the evil clone army created to take over the world. Was released from Area 51 about 10 years ago and let loose on Malaysia to enslave humans. Have failed miserably so far so be my friend ya.

Believe that everything is possible except for slamming a revolving door (try the one at Mandarin Orinetal KL). I subscribe to the philosophy that only I, myself and my PS3 exist in this world and that I should get preferential treatment at bus lines, queues and at all entertainment outlets.

Wrong me and you will find your left shoe missing, your hamster mysteriously dissapeared and your windscreen of your car decorated with pigeon poo (disclaimer notice that this could also be due to nature's call).

I enjoy running around my desk at work and threatening small kids for their candy while frightening my neighbours with pop-pops. Else, I would settle for a good afternoon of reading, trashing my PS3 and basketball.